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Ivy, Jimmy Eat World, Elliott Smith, Ben Folds Five, Paul Oakenfold, Tenacious D, David Bowie, Bush, Daft Punk, Frou Frou, Belle & Sebastian, White Stripes, Rubyhorse, Eminem, Smashing Pumpkins, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Polyphonic Spree, Planet Funk, Yoko Kanno, Who, Radiohead, Danny Elfman, Flaming Lips, A Perfect Circle, MC Chris, Juliana Theory, They Might Be Giants, Delgados, U2, Garbage, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Incubus, Death Cab For Cutie |
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Crotch-Tingling Good Times |
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I'm the baddest badass that ever badded some ass. You don't agree with me? I probably badded your ass a while back and you're just executing sour grapes.
Now give me a minute while I figure out how to go about badding some ass, because I was just making shit up there at the end.
Women
SWM seeking sweet sweet honey for good times and sticky situations. Must like Mystery Science Theater and kicking homeless people in the kidneys. Attracted to girls who look like pixies, or aren't afraid to flaunt their boobs, or failing both, are just plain funny. Must be willing to ride around on my back like Yoda and teach me the ways of the Force.
Other Online Crap
I maintain another website that is more or less guaranteed to cure your boredom for a grand total of five minutes. It's a web log about my daily adventures of idiocy, LeeboZeebo.com (http://leebozeebo.com).
Green Eyes
Yeah, I have green eyes. It doesn't seem worth mentioning, but lately I see so many people with green tinted contact lenses that just look completely fucking unnatural. It's like looking into the eyes of Satan or my cat. Don't attempt to change your eye color with artificial lenses. Just like breast implants, you can totally tell.
That's why I'm here to tell you all that my eyes are 100% natural. These peepers don't front, G. They keep it real.
Circle of Awesome Pirates
Anybody in my friends list has been freely invited into my inner circle. You have to be pretty awesome to get in, but not necessarily a pirate. However, once you've been inducted, you can freely tell anyone you're a pirate, because you just plain are.
And I'm not talking about tight-wearing ass pirates, either. I'm talking about ass kicking, Johnny Depp swaggering, cut you because you looked at me funny pirates.
Hell, yeah.
Latest News
I fixed my whoopee cushion, so you might want to be careful of where you're sitting down, because it just might be - *frrrrraaaapp* - oh, man, that's fucking hilarious.
On School
I have a degree in Accounting from A&M, and right now I'm back in school at UT Tyler earning a Master's in English. With the two, I'll have my choice of professions: Teaching, Technical Writing, or Professional Man-Whoring.
Quote
"You know, I can kick your butt, Napoleon, so you'd better watch your mouth!"
"Yeah, right. Like which one of us already knows three different types of illegal karate moves banned by the government?"
[Napoleon Dynamite, The Best Movie Ever]
And another Napoleon quote, for the hell of it:
"Sorry I'm late, you guys. I was taming this wild stallion for your honeymoon."
I am an utter dork
After uploading multiple photos of myself today, I've come to the conclusion that I'm a real hopeless dork. But that's all right. Somewhere in the world is a woman who sees a dork and says, "That guy's okay. Maybe even okay enough to date or have sex with."
Sometimes you just have to keep the dream alive.
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